“I’ll take a little free coffee with my free creamer.”

This week’s Jack Ass Customer of the Week comes fresh from my bar last night.  This woman strolled up the bar, plopped her nearly luggage sized purse on top and began rambling about wanting a cup of coffee and not having any money.  I continued to serve customers around this seemingly immovable object until I could stand it no longer.  Swiftly, I handed her a cup of coffee in an effort to get her to go away.

Slowly, she reassembled the crap strewn about my bar, packed it into her arm luggage, then proceeded to pour SIX, (yes, SIX,) liquid Coffeemate Hazelnut creamers into her grifted 10 ounce cup O’ Joe.  Of course she left all six little empty containers on the bar along with her Sweet N Low mess and the lint from her purse.  Classy!

Jack Ass!

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One response to ““I’ll take a little free coffee with my free creamer.”

  1. David

    Who posted this? Was it you Leigh or Bunny or Tom or Raggs, etc.? Anyway whoever it was, was nice to give this freeloader the coffee, so just mark it down as a good deed. Were the little cups suppose to be the tip?? Just kiddin’.

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