Are you an asshole? No, seriously, are you? Take the QUIZ:
By Leigh Pujado
___ I still own and/or wear the old Finlandia Vodka t-shirt that says, “Bartenders are Gods. Don’t Anger the Gods! Tip Well.”
___ When I applied for this job I could not give references from my last bar gig because things did not end well.
___ I don’t care how much I ring as long as there is plenty of money in my tip jar at the end of the night.
___ I only allow FOX News as a source of news on the bar televisions.
___ I only allow MSNBC News as a source of news on the bar televisions.
___ I don’t mop, I don’t fetch toilet paper for the ladies room, I don’t do windows and I don’t bus tables. I make drinks.
___ I have been known on occasion to make the wait staff cry.
___ When someone sends back a drink I have made, I automatically assume that they are retarded.
___ If the manager doesn’t like the way I do things he/she can kiss my <insert size>_______________, <insert ethnicity> ______________ ass!
If you answered “True” to 2 or 3, you’re kind of an asshole. If you answered “True” to more than 3, you’re definitely an asshole. Time to adjust the old attitude, Buddy!